You're all just as badly behaved as I am, really, in many ways a great deal worse.
You believe in your lachrymose, amorous hangovers whereas I at least have the grace to take mine lightly. You wallow and I laugh because I believe now, and I always have believed that there's far too much nonsense talked about sex. (...) To me the whole business is vastly overrated. I enjoy it for what it's worth and fully intend to go on doing so for as long as anybody's interested but, when the time comes that they're not, I shall be perfectly content to settle down with an apple and a good book.
- Noël Coward